alrights.
today is erm. well okay day.
x)
hahaha right then.! im training on the HARD SONGS in o2 now(:
blehh.
but i only managed to complete..
christmas memories lvl 14 oO"
LOL.
ohh wells. anyway.
I REALLY WANT TO POST THESE FEW erm.
para.? not sure.
hahaha.
its from a book.
called.. shopaholic & sister by sophie kinsella
(:
MUST get her books (:

ok i really liked this part

okay becky has to look after some children and she had to perform a trick to stop them from fighting.

oh god. they're chanting. and the boys are banging the floor with their fists. any minute, they're going to get up and start bashing each other again. a trick. a trick. my mind scurries about frantically. do i know any tricks.?

"ok.!" i said in desperation. 'i'll do a trick.! watch this.!'

i spread my arms with a flourish, then reach behind my back with swirly, elaborate movements, spinning it all out as i can.

then i unhook my bra through my shirt, trying to remember what colour it is.

oh yes. it's my bright pink one with the bows. perfect.

the entire room was agog.

'what are you doing.?' says a little girl with wide eyes.

'wait and see.!'

trying to keep the air of mystery, i loop one bra strap discreetly over my arm, then the other one. the children are now staring at me avidly.

now i've got my confidence back, i think i'm doing rather well at this. in fact, i think im a bit of a natural.!

'watch very carefully,' i say in a solemn, magician's voice, ' as i am going to make something.. APPEAR.!'

a couple of children gasp.

i could really do with a drum roll here.

'one.. two.. three.. ' in a flash of pink, i pulled my bra our from my sleeve, and hold it aloft."ta-daah.!"

the whole room erupts in ecstatic cheers.

hahaha.
later she thought everyone fell for her 'magic trick' when one boy shouted, WE WANT BECKY.! SHE TOOK OFF HER BRA.!
LOL.
she was ASHAMED ASHAMED.
i lurve the way she writes this book.
every minute theres BOUND to be a funny part that can totally make you laugh your arse off.
x)
hahaha.
this book should be a MOVIE.!
best movie ever x)